THE BANG BANG LOVE & HIPHOP 11TH FEB @ CAMP

WE ARE BACKKKKKKKK! Love&HipHop .. *SWOON* we got cupid vibzin’ to 808s ready to dagger that arrow on the nearest Kimbella Come dance with us Saturday 11th Feb HEART SHAPED ERRRR’TING … no bed this time, romance means making love on the dancefloor *flutterseyelashes* DJ SNIPS DJ MOTIVE DJ SUKI DJ MZ. BELL DJ JDEN DJ 7OEL £5 before midnight on glist, £8 after. glist: thebangbanginfo@gmail.com - GET MATCH MADE BY OUR BADMAN CUPIDS - FREE GIVE AWAYS - PRIZES FOR THE BEST COUPLE AD MODELS .. Modelling agency will be scouting for new models on the night .. girls/guys you know what time it is.

THE BANG BANG NYE FUNFAIR! 2011

WE ARE BACK LIKE COOKED CRACK .. TO BRING YOU THE EVENT OF THE YEAR

100 EARLY BIRD TICKETS OUT FOR £10

EVERY EARLY BIRD TICKET RECIEVES A FREE £5 VOUCHER FOR ELDORA FALSE LASHES

http://www.eldorashop.co.uk/

10PM – 6AM

FREE MANICURES COURTESY OF SOPHY ROBSON

http://www.sophyrobson.com/

WIN A GOLDFISH OR STUFFED ANIMAL IN OUR BEST DRESSED COMPETITION!

LIVE:

PIFF GANG

ASH CATCH’EM

*VERY SPECIAL GUEST DJ*

DJ MOTIVE

DJ CWD

7OEL

JDEN

FREE SWEETS

FREE CANDYFLOSS

FREE POPCORN

FREE PHOTOBOOTH .

CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE A EARLY BIRD TICKET http://www.etickets.to/buy/?e=7647

Lady Gaga acting Eggy

So the Grammys was last and the talk of the show would of course be Lady Gaga and her outrageous antics 


I don't think it was that bad that she arrived on the red carpet in an egg to be honest....

I think it looks cool i want to sleep in an egg...

Imagine we all had egg heads...

and we could chill out in egg boxes that would be cool...

JME, still doing the whole Doo Rag thing....:(

...however, still clearly one of the most potent forces in Grime.

Listen to the Lyric about smelling things, and staring.

I think I tore a stomach muscle from laughing.

Next Level HipHop

I was in a fight in Essex in a club last week...

...and this happend!

Valentines Day Tips for ya'll!

So Valentines Day is near and your probably cooking up some sexy romantic ideas right?!

Well thats what were here for to give you the tips you been searching for... 

Tip no.1

Ladies avoid over plucking before the big date

Tip no.2

Do not turn up to see your woman in a durag NO! 

 

Get a shape up

Tip no.3

Ease up on the Vaseline you don't want to look like you just snogged a fried chicken thigh  

Tip no.4

If your going to do a sexy surprise gesture really think about it 

Tips no.5 

Give YOUR woman the sweets maybe?

Tip no.6 

If sending a sexy picture to your loved one uno to show her whats coming later then make sure u set the background scenery too 

and ladies if your also sending a sexy pic check for camel toe 

Tip no.7 

Just be yourself

If David Attenborough liked cock....

Bump The Launch party @Plan B Brixton

So it's finally here, The Bang Bang's sister night in south london Kicks off on Friday the 4that Plan B in Brixton

Full details here;

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=195141010496666&ref=ts

Bump @Plan B Launch Mix By Dj Cwd by Bumpplanb on Mixcloud

This is basically the essence of keeping women whipped.

Treat em mean, keep em keen, and they'll make beautiful songs about you.

YESsie J

Jessie J looking sexually attractive in this.

After creating the lesbian anthem, Do It Like a Dude, she even looks as tho, she might actually like dick, as opposed to the last one, which looked like, well...like she didn't!

Amazing voice, very fun creative visual, catchy little hook, this song is gonna do well!!

Good stuff!

Staton Warriors throw up some sickness.....

This will help with the Ja-Fake-An

This decades Sponge Bob?

Gyyyyyaaallllll Flexxxxxx

Back in the day, women were nubian beach dwelling goddesses, who would take instructions on when to make love, with the mere tensing of a bicep....

These days, they want dinner and foreplay and shit!

:(

Fucking womens liberation!

I know this well fit Chinese girl, she's from Japan....

The instinct of most people is to find this adorably cute, and hilariously funny....

I got to say I find it very sinister.

How hopped on e-numbers must these kids be after all that Fanta, that they're drinking from those straws, for them to feel this hyper??!

This is more disturbing than seeing a kid playing with his willy in the middle of the supermarket's bread isle.