9.7.12

Motive Exclusive Mix: The Bang Bang - 100m + Running Party Special



In case you've been living under a rock (or smoking them), we know you'll be just as excited as us about our next Bang Bang installment which comes in the very olympic style shape of 100m and Running. This party is celebrating our favourite sport: Skanking and it comes jam-packed with the best surprises, free treats and mega beats that you've come to know and love from us banging lot.



So, you can only imagine how happy we were when Motive put together this WICKEDMAN mix ahead of our next party which can only be described as magic. It's full of all the styles and sickness you've come to expect from this maverick DJ and life long friend of The Bang Bang.

Motive, we salute you.

Download this mix here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/y54tsa

19.6.12

The Bang Bang - 100m & Running Party!!

























After our MEGA 2nd Birthday Bash we had you all screaming "What's banging next?!", so we're back and this time we're REALLY going in, Olympic Stylie. 

With a whole host of Olympic style surprises, 100m & Running will play host to the best night in your olympic calendar (if you count skanking as a sport, like we do... obvs).

LINE-UP:
Motive
BlackFoot Phoenix
Jden
7OEL

Now what's a party without some free goodies in true BANG BANG style, MEGA surprises and a whole host of London's finest all in one room pulling out their best whine (not the bottled kind!)!

Saturday 21st July | 10pm - 4am @ CAMP (THE BASEMENT, Old Street, 70-74 City Road EC1Y 2BJ)

FREE BEFORE 11... IT'S FREE BEFORE 11 UP IN HERE!

£8 ON THE DOOR // £5 BEFORE 12 ON GUESTLIST

E-MAIL GOVERMENT NAMES TO thebangbanginfo@gmail.com for your slice of the '£5 guestlist before 12pm' pie. 

22.5.12

Pimpin' 101 .. #1 - Trust No Man. Fear No Bitch.

Trust No Man. Fear No Bitch.

Rule numero uno, preached loud and clear in lesson #1 at the School of Hard Knocks. We graduated a while back, so we are more than equip to tell you all about how to live the baddest ass life you could ever dream of.

So repeat after us *chants* Trust No Man. Fear No Bitch. *ends chant*.... felt good didn't it.... yes we know.



This is the greatest rule in life because it's applicable to every situation you find yourself in throughout your existence. I mean, how often have we all been betrayed by bitches in braids and dons in air forces? Countless occasions... and we're tired of hiring hitmen to deal with their foolishness. It's very inconvenient and not to mention costly (as we could be spending money buying more piff and eating endless portions of Junior Spesh. Obviously. Mayonaise on the left boss...).

So start my remembering the following:

1.Never trust no man with a Jerry curl. They all lie. Most of them cheat. And even when their telling the truth, it's a lie in disguise. (look out for bottles of soul glo in their back pocket, secret weapon used to put shine on their lies, so they reflect off of the truth).



2. Never trust no man who uses words like 'YOLO'. One, cos it's like seriously stating the obvious... unless you thought that you could live more than once, in which case.... have fun at your dress rehearsal.

And two, cos noone likes Motto's anymore, they died in like the early millenium, like pedal pushers, leather trousers, porn with music and the Spice Girls minus Gerri Halliwell.



3. Never trust chicken heads. You know those chicks whose nails are longer than their weave and their weave is longer than their body? Yeah. Them ones. They are the ultimate untrustworthy hoes. They talk all this talk about malaysian hair this, virgin brazillian hair that, when really the hair on their chicken heads cost 2.99 a pack. Don't let the gloss of the one-can-a-day Olive Oil spray deceave you. These regular bitches be tryna look pristine since way back when in 2004. Don't be fooled. 



3. Never let no bitch have your last Rolo. Or vodka shot. Or glass of wray and nephews and coke. Or last puff on the high grade. Or last pair of clean socks in your draw.

As said by Skepta. And embellished at the School of Hard Knocks.



We're slyly sympathetic to this for many reasons. Let us elaborate.
1. 'Cos we're tired of regular bitches tryna jump on our extraordinaryly irregular lifestyle
2. Rolo's aren't for kids, therefore it's only right that we keep them for the big dawgs only.
3. We live the kind of life where, even giving bitches eye contact is a priviledge.. so what makes them think they deserve any more than a priviledge??!! Get the fuck outta here. We're far to trill for the ishh.



So while we sit here counting our stacks and buffing the back of our hands to slap up the next bitch who tries to cross out path, we implore you to think twice before you pay any man and his bitch any mind.



Trust No Man. Fear No Bitch.

That's the real MOTTO Drake. That real shit.

Yours, Piff & Pimpin'!

BB




21.5.12

The Bang Bang Terrible Two's 2nd Birthday Bash


THE BANG BANG
THROWING EAR-GASM INDUCING PARTIES SINCE 2010, WE’RE THROWING A MEGA BASH TO CELEBRATE OUR TWO YEAR REIGN


The Bang Bang is a collective of DJ’s, artists, Musicians and creative people who are sick of the same old tired formats for life. We want to party harder, experience life more vividly & achieve more than anyone ever! A simple format, with an extraordinary outcome.

Now, two years deep into a movement which has united all the elements of London culture into one memorable night month after month, we are now throwing a gargantuan Terrible Two’s birthday party to celebrate this landmark. With free cake, party bags and a line-up full of some of the biggest DJ’s, this is the kind of birthday party that every two year old dreams of.

DJ’s on the night of Terrible Two’s are headliner Ace, one half of BBC 1XTRA’s legendary duo Ace & Vis, international club smasher Rugrat and The Bang Bang resident’s (and champion selectors) Jden & 7OEL. Being held at CAMP Basement 70-74 City Road, EC1Y 2BJ on Saturday 2nd June we have a handful of free gifts, surprises and goodies to make it feel like everyone’s birthday.

We advise for everyone to come in two’s… the clues in the name.

Tickets – Free before 11pm for ALL // £5 guestlist BEFORE 12PM full names can be e-mailed to thebangbanginfo@gmail.com // £8 otherwise, on the door.

27.3.12

THE BANG BANG LADIES NIGHT!!




Oh yes it’s Ladies night! The BangBang wana pay tribute to all the BANGETTES that grace our doors every month! Bringing you four of the finest females spinnin’ on the decks to some even finer surprises.

Let your hair down and call your girls coz WE GOT ALL OUR BIATCHES COVEREDDDD …
DJs:
*RADI DADI*
*MS. BELL*
*RIVAH KRAY*
*LUNGI LEE*
*JDEN*
*7OEL*

*BIG SURPRISE!!!!!!!*
*FREE NAIL POLISHES COURTESY OF WET&WILD*

£5 before 12 on glist, £8 there after, email: thebangbanginfo@gmail.com
CAMP 70 – 74 City Rd, London, EC1Y 2BJ

8.2.12

THE BANG BANG LOVE & HIPHOP 11TH FEB @ CAMP



WE ARE BACKKKKKKKK!
Love&HipHop .. *SWOON* we got cupid vibzin’ to 808s ready to dagger that arrow on the nearest Kimbella
Come dance with us Saturday 11th Feb HEART SHAPED ERRRR’TING … no bed this time, romance means making love on the dancefloor *flutterseyelashes*

DJ SNIPS
DJ MOTIVE
DJ SUKI
DJ MZ. BELL
DJ JDEN
DJ 7OEL

£5 before midnight on glist, £8 after.
glist: thebangbanginfo@gmail.com

- GET MATCH MADE BY OUR BADMAN CUPIDS
- FREE GIVE AWAYS
- PRIZES FOR THE BEST COUPLE

AD MODELS .. Modelling agency will be scouting for new models on the night .. girls/guys you know what time it is.

2.12.11

THE BANG BANG NYE FUNFAIR! 2011

WE ARE BACK LIKE COOKED CRACK .. TO BRING YOU THE EVENT OF THE YEAR

100 EARLY BIRD TICKETS OUT FOR £10

EVERY EARLY BIRD TICKET RECIEVES A FREE £5 VOUCHER FOR ELDORA FALSE LASHES

http://www.eldorashop.co.uk/

10PM – 6AM

FREE MANICURES COURTESY OF SOPHY ROBSON

http://www.sophyrobson.com/

WIN A GOLDFISH OR STUFFED ANIMAL IN OUR BEST DRESSED COMPETITION!

LIVE:

PIFF GANG

ASH CATCH’EM

*VERY SPECIAL GUEST DJ*

DJ MOTIVE

DJ CWD

7OEL

JDEN

FREE SWEETS

FREE CANDYFLOSS

FREE POPCORN

FREE PHOTOBOOTH .

CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE A EARLY BIRD TICKET http://www.etickets.to/buy/?e=7647

14.2.11

Lady Gaga acting Eggy

So the Grammys was last and the talk of the show would of course be Lady Gaga and her outrageous antics 


I don't think it was that bad that she arrived on the red carpet in an egg to be honest....




I think it looks cool i want to sleep in an egg...



Imagine we all had egg heads...


and we could chill out in egg boxes that would be cool...



JME, still doing the whole Doo Rag thing....:(

...however, still clearly one of the most potent forces in Grime.

Listen to the Lyric about smelling things, and staring.

I think I tore a stomach muscle from laughing.

12.2.11

Next Level HipHop

8.2.11

I was in a fight in Essex in a club last week...

...and this happend!

7.2.11

Valentines Day Tips for ya'll!

So Valentines Day is near and your probably cooking up some sexy romantic ideas right?!

Well thats what were here for to give you the tips you been searching for... 

Tip no.1
Ladies avoid over plucking before the big date

Tip no.2
Do not turn up to see your woman in a durag NO! 
 
Get a shape up


Tip no.3
Ease up on the Vaseline you don't want to look like you just snogged a fried chicken thigh  
Tip no.4
If your going to do a sexy surprise gesture really think about it 

Tips no.5 
Give YOUR woman the sweets maybe?

Tip no.6 
If sending a sexy picture to your loved one uno to show her whats coming later then make sure u set the background scenery too 

and ladies if your also sending a sexy pic check for camel toe 

Tip no.7 
Just be yourself

If David Attenborough liked cock....

2.2.11

Bump The Launch party @Plan B Brixton

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So it's finally here, The Bang Bang's sister night in south london Kicks off on Friday the 4that Plan B in Brixton

Full details here;

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=195141010496666&ref=ts