In Agony....

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Jo and Mani are not known for pulling punches, so this should be interesting...

I’ve been dating my boyfriend for almost a year now, I love him dearly and we have so much in common we are so meant for each other. But I sometimes look at him, and I see other fine looking men walking in the street and I, I feel the urge to sleep with someone else. I love him but I feel like I’m missing out. What do I do?!

Julie,21- Hackney

Jo

Oh gurrrrl, you need to spice things up in the pants department. How about roleplay? A bondage swing? MDMA and Viagra laced cocktails? Just do not, under any circumstances, get someone else to start pushin’ your cushion. No matter how fit a dude is, or how big his penis is rumoured to be, after he’s shot his load he’s just another lumbering, snoring, farting, hairy lump taking up all the room in your bed. Stick with what you know and love.

Mani

‘Love’ is a bit of strong to be using at 21 years old. You may have settled for this dude for a whole year, cos you’ve been to lazy/scared/clueless to go off and get someone better, and have labeled it ‘Love’ because it’s convenient to say.

A woman truly in love doesn’t want to fuck other men, well she may have a quick primal urge, or cheesy fireman fantasy, to flick her bean too, but she will never seriously consider banging another dude.

If you’re eyes are already straying, flirting will follow soon enough, and one day when your drunk, you’ll end up sucking of a couple of dudes….it’s how these things work.

I would say dump your boyfriend, be honest with him, and stop stringing him along, cos you’re gonna eventually cheat on him.

Go off and bang a few dudes, and if your still in ‘love’ with your man after the cum stains on your dress have dried, then get back with him, and never look at another man again.

I doubt you'll go back tho as he obviously ain't hitting it properly right now!