If all adverts were actually like this...

...the world would be a happy place.

And the global economy would have melted down a loong time ago, but meh, at least we'd be 'keeping it real'!

I might start waging a guerrilla campaign to make soap more ghetto, maybe slip a couple of pubes, onto each bar in the super market, or attach a rope, so you don't drop it in the prison communal showers.