“Girls with tattoos all take it in the arse, everyone knows that fool."

Okay so apparently us “alternative” girls enjoy having a cock up our arses?

I don’t know about you, but I think not.

Maybe it’s because you think we’re freaky? Maybe because we’re a little different?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m up for a little bondage but that up the shitter bull shit just straight up hurts!

So next time you think of wacking it up there, thinking you’re smart and that we won’t notice, because trust me, we will. Just take the time to think why you’re doing it.

I’ve got plenty of gay friends who would appreciate it much more than I would.

Or how about I stick a wee finger in your arsehole while were doing it, see how you like that mmm?

While I’m on the subject of you so called men, what the fucks all this womanly clingyness going on with half of you out there nowadays? What the fuck happened to treat ‘um mean keep ‘um keen? A good friend of mine recently came out with this corker..

“Please don’t tell me your life story on our first fucking date unless you’re going to eat my pussy after.” And I couldn’t agree more. I mean, I wouldn’t say no to a little chivalry now and then but dude, we fucked once and you’re sending me a facebook relationship request? No no no my friend. This isn’t Romeo and Juliet, we did it, I didn’t call you back and now you’re stalking me? The women of 2010 could just be selfish whores, but personally I think you should all just man the fuck up.

Pippa Bunny, xo