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THE BANG BANG LOVE & HIPHOP 11TH FEB @ CAMP

2012-02-08T12:10:00.000-08:00

WE ARE BACKKKKKKKK!
Love&HipHop .. *SWOON* we got cupid vibzin’ to 808s ready to dagger that arrow on the nearest Kimbella
Come dance with us Saturday 11th Feb HEART SHAPED ERRRR’TING … no bed this time, romance means making love on the dancefloor *flutterseyelashes*

DJ SNIPS
DJ MOTIVE
DJ SUKI
DJ MZ. BELL
DJ JDEN
DJ 7OEL

£5 before midnight on glist, £8 after.
glist: thebangbanginfo@gmail.com

- GET MATCH MADE BY OUR BADMAN CUPIDS
- FREE GIVE AWAYS
- PRIZES FOR THE BEST COUPLE

AD MODELS .. Modelling agency will be scouting for new models on the night .. girls/guys you know what time it is.

THE BANG BANG NYE FUNFAIR! 2011

2011-12-02T04:58:00.001-08:00

WE ARE BACK LIKE COOKED CRACK .. TO BRING YOU THE EVENT OF THE YEAR

100 EARLY BIRD TICKETS OUT FOR £10

EVERY EARLY BIRD TICKET RECIEVES A FREE £5 VOUCHER FOR ELDORA FALSE LASHES

http://www.eldorashop.co.uk/

10PM – 6AM

FREE MANICURES COURTESY OF SOPHY ROBSON

http://www.sophyrobson.com/

WIN A GOLDFISH OR STUFFED ANIMAL IN OUR BEST DRESSED COMPETITION!

LIVE:

PIFF GANG

ASH CATCH’EM

*VERY SPECIAL GUEST DJ*

DJ MOTIVE

DJ CWD

7OEL

JDEN

FREE SWEETS

FREE CANDYFLOSS

FREE POPCORN

FREE PHOTOBOOTH .

CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE A EARLY BIRD TICKET http://www.etickets.to/buy/?e=7647

Lady Gaga acting Eggy

2011-02-14T16:41:00.000-08:00

So the Grammys was last and the talk of the show would of course be Lady Gaga and her outrageous antics

I don't think it was that bad that she arrived on the red carpet in an egg to be honest....

I think it looks cool i want to sleep in an egg...

Imagine we all had egg heads...

and we could chill out in egg boxes that would be cool...

JME, still doing the whole Doo Rag thing....:(

2011-02-14T08:10:00.000-08:00

...however, still clearly one of the most potent forces in Grime.

Listen to the Lyric about smelling things, and staring.

I think I tore a stomach muscle from laughing.

Next Level HipHop

2011-02-12T08:22:00.001-08:00

I was in a fight in Essex in a club last week...

2011-02-08T14:04:00.000-08:00

...and this happend!

Valentines Day Tips for ya'll!

2011-02-07T17:04:00.000-08:00

So Valentines Day is near and your probably cooking up some sexy romantic ideas right?!

Well thats what were here for to give you the tips you been searching for...

Tip no.1

Ladies avoid over plucking before the big date

Tip no.2

Do not turn up to see your woman in a durag NO!

Get a shape up

Tip no.3

Ease up on the Vaseline you don't want to look like you just snogged a fried chicken thigh

Tip no.4

If your going to do a sexy surprise gesture really think about it

Tips no.5

Give YOUR woman the sweets maybe?

Tip no.6

If sending a sexy picture to your loved one uno to show her whats coming later then make sure u set the background scenery too

and ladies if your also sending a sexy pic check for camel toe

Tip no.7

Just be yourself

If David Attenborough liked cock....

2011-02-07T15:48:00.001-08:00

Bump The Launch party @Plan B Brixton

2011-02-02T19:26:00.000-08:00

So it's finally here, The Bang Bang's sister night in south london Kicks off on Friday the 4that Plan B in Brixton

Full details here;

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=195141010496666&ref=ts

Bump @Plan B Launch Mix By Dj Cwd by Bumpplanb on Mixcloud

2011-02-02T19:05:00.001-08:00

This is basically the essence of keeping women whipped.

Treat em mean, keep em keen, and they'll make beautiful songs about you.

YESsie J

2011-02-02T07:16:00.000-08:00

Jessie J looking sexually attractive in this.

After creating the lesbian anthem, Do It Like a Dude, she even looks as tho, she might actually like dick, as opposed to the last one, which looked like, well...like she didn't!

Amazing voice, very fun creative visual, catchy little hook, this song is gonna do well!!

Good stuff!

Staton Warriors throw up some sickness.....

2011-02-01T09:32:00.000-08:00

This will help with the Ja-Fake-An

2011-02-01T08:45:00.000-08:00

This decades Sponge Bob?

Gyyyyyaaallllll Flexxxxxx

2011-01-26T12:23:00.000-08:00

Back in the day, women were nubian beach dwelling goddesses, who would take instructions on when to make love, with the mere tensing of a bicep....

These days, they want dinner and foreplay and shit!

Fucking womens liberation!

I know this well fit Chinese girl, she's from Japan....

2011-01-26T12:18:00.000-08:00

The instinct of most people is to find this adorably cute, and hilariously funny....

I got to say I find it very sinister.

How hopped on e-numbers must these kids be after all that Fanta, that they're drinking from those straws, for them to feel this hyper??!

This is more disturbing than seeing a kid playing with his willy in the middle of the supermarket's bread isle.

Ahhh sheeettttt!!!!!!

2011-01-26T12:14:00.001-08:00

We held a riotously great party a few weeks back at CAMP just off Old Street roundabout with Overproof collaberating with The Bang Bang.

It was super cheap to get in, cos let's face it, everyone is broke-as-a-joke in January, we just wanted to say a massive thankyou, all the guys that have supported the Blog, and The Bang Bang throughout the whole of last year.

Below are pics of some of the madness, drunken loutishness, and stone cold beautiful people that came through and shook their arses.

All pics by Jo'lene Henry

The Bang Bang are throwing another Superhero themed banger this Saturday at Bar512 on Kingsland Rd in Dalston.

A super hero out fit (towels around necks, and y-fronts over the jeans it is then) get cheap £3 entry.

Mr Smith, the sicker hiphop dj, is headlining, and he's put this dope HipHop/Dubstep/Dancehall mini mix together, as a taster.

So, errr, taste away init.

It's downloadable too!

For cheaplist email FULL names to TheBangBangInfo@gmail.com OR confirm at the link below:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=172497686117180&ref=ts

The Bang Bang Saves The Universe Dj Mr Smith by TheBangBang

I think FML, is the term, kids use these days...

2011-01-26T07:49:00.000-08:00

Loving you, is easy cause' your beautiful....

2010-12-27T05:52:00.000-08:00

If you only knew....

2011, the song your girls foot will get stepped on too...

2010-12-27T05:34:00.000-08:00

Still don't think it's as raw, or energetic as the original, but has definitely been doing the business in the clubs in the last couple of months.

And quite frankly, it's a massive achievement getting all of those warring Grime factions at once, which in itself, shows theres up for us all in the new year.

Just absent a certain Mr Dillan!

Anyway, here it is in all it's blacked out, Shades wearing, goat shagging-in-the-back-of-the-van- glory.

Loop-De-Lupe

2010-12-27T05:06:00.000-08:00

This has some Indie elements to it, probably the most baitly pop song of the year so far.

Which means it'll probably be a massive hit in '11 (it feels weird saying that already init!).

I hated it for the first 52 seconds of listening to it, then It's catchy pop rift worked its way into my brain, and I slyly quite like it now.

Roach Giggs

2010-12-26T19:34:00.000-08:00

It would be too easy to compare this white tattooed boy with Yellawolf.

So I won't bother, I will say tho, I'm pretty sure this guys about to become massive across

UK clubs in 2011.

And It always helps that Vanilla Thugs are infinitely more marketable, then they're

Chocolate counterparts.

Just Saying

My Girl Looks Better

Respect It

Mix tape download available here:

http://roachgigz.com/

Bang!

2010-12-18T11:44:00.000-08:00

2010-12-11T04:32:00.000-08:00

This is sick.

Shot, and recorded in one day, by producer Warrior One, in China earlier this year, he made a whole tune from the sampled noises of a Poodle parlour on his mobile phone...

I'm sure that doesn't fill you with hope, but trust me, its wicked!

Geepers!!!

2010-12-07T06:42:00.001-08:00

Bass Down Low

2010-12-07T04:51:00.001-08:00

A Bit of Ralph laavly...

2010-12-01T16:26:00.000-08:00

Larrrd av mercy.

2010-12-01T13:40:00.000-08:00

When I was a yout.....

2010-11-30T08:26:00.003-08:00

The Only Way Is Essex Anthem!?!?!

2010-11-19T11:25:00.001-08:00

Nu Brand are Sick for this one!

'Pow' is like the 00's 'The Birdire Song' init

2010-11-18T04:34:00.000-08:00

All that call and response, and catch phrases.

They've remixed this for 2011, I'm not sure it's any good, infact, I'm sure it's not, Kano is hard tho "what big bars you have", but ofcourse, played out in a club a few times, it's gonna be one of those things you can't avoid being sucked into!!!

Expect to get your toe stepped on, and your missus excitedly molested on a dance floor near you for the next 9 months!

Loooooolllll

2010-11-14T18:36:00.001-08:00

Lil Jon has been a Dan from day....

2010-11-09T15:49:00.000-08:00

...but this just proves it for me.

I likes me a tom-boy looking dykes, I do...

2010-11-09T05:03:00.000-08:00

Jessie J has been on our radar (via social Media) for a year or two.

She is one of the hardest working emerging UK artists right now.

And literally dropped this vid a minute ago.

It's live, reminds me of Early SugaBabes.

A bit shiny and Butch Lesbian, but since when was that a bad thing?!?

http://twitter.com/jessiejofficial

For all the latest.

This is our Jessie looking less like a Militant Feminist Dyke.

Awwww, isn't she sweet!

An orgy of cheekbones and mocha skin..

2010-11-07T05:41:00.001-08:00

The Grime Spitters Gang Bang.......

2010-11-04T03:48:00.000-07:00

Really not sure about this, what do ya'll think?

I wish I had friends like this dude....

2010-10-26T15:41:00.000-07:00

Now everyone knows, I'm not adverse to seeing midgets as a potential mate.

I just happen to be fond of petite women, and midgets, fit the bill.

I don't personally think a disability like dwarfism should hold a person back in life, people should do what they dream they can do.

For example, just because your shorter than most, and happen to live in Afghanistan, one of the worlds most ravaged, and dysfunctional countries, doesn't mean you can't be a local hero, a Youtube phenomenon, and a bonafide sex symbol.

Meet Mehran, Afghanistans answer to Justin Timberlake.

All singing, all dancing, you can just feel the presence, the confidence, and the total self belief from this guy.

He's actually quite handsome, has got a normal sized head, and his schlong looks huuge in those jeans (No Homo).

Enjoy.

Ill

2010-10-25T05:46:00.000-07:00

This is a crazy/sexy/cool music video.

Best too just watch it, rather than read about it.

Enjoy.

Metal on Metal "BASTARD" from The Glue Society on Vimeo.

You ain't got no Yeezy Niggah?!?!?

2010-10-24T13:50:00.000-07:00

Oooooo, we like this....

2010-10-21T04:50:00.001-07:00

This is how we do it!!!!

2010-10-19T08:14:00.000-07:00

The amazing The Bang Bang Electric Wonderland was an absolutely sickkkkkk party!

Swimmin in women, and banging vybes!

Confirm below for our next event!!

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=151559961550232&ref=ts

If i ever saw Vybz Kartel down the road...

2010-10-18T13:11:00.000-07:00

..I'd get the lads to hold him down, pull out a razor blade, and give him a shape-up!!

#JustSayin

Whip my non-existent pubic hairs back and forth...

2010-10-18T12:07:00.000-07:00

This for me has been one of THE most banging club tracks of the year so far.

Even tho the singer Willow Smith (the 9 year old daughter of a certain Will, and Jada Smith), needs to double in age before shes allowed to hear it in an actual club.

The cute little elffin singer is the one with her daddys ears in the video, tossing around some seriously itchy (by the amount of thrashing around with it she does) weave.

This video is long awaited, the youtube video of the song has been majorly getting canned by everyone in the Cybersphere, and they've done a great job.

The video, and concept behind it is basically toddler level dhutty whining. Bearing in mind, that a woman in Jamaica broke her own neck from dhutty whining, and head banging like this decimates brain cells, I wonder how long the parental backlash will take!

Obviously its a bunch of kids in the video, so can't comment on the 'gash factor' except the hottie arsed 'teacher' in all red, thrashing around in red heals, and the Katy B look alike in the back ground.

Styling is on point in the video. They've obviously gone out of their way to not sexualise the girl, and have kept all clothes loose, and form covering, (reassuring for all the parents of her fans), and the make up and set design etc is on point.

We ofcourse wouldn't normally cover pop music aimed at 10 year olds, but this tune is a whole different animal!!

This is easily single of the year so far!!

Anyway, enjoy...

michael Jackson, orgasmatron....

2010-10-15T13:12:00.001-07:00

Can I use this to simulate sleeping with kiddies?!

Yelawolf, your new Favourite white rapper

2010-10-15T12:23:00.000-07:00

...thats not fair really, Yelawolf as a sick flow, and a real talent for story telling, so I suppose we shouldn't concentrate on his skin tone...

But, it ain't gonna happen is it?!

Basically, this dude looks like a Prince charming on a Disney film....

All piercing blue eyes, jawlines and tattoos so the bitches are gonna love him.

Then, he flows tiiiiight, over sick beats, about gash, and mindless violence, so the dude are fans are happy.

Yelawolf - Pop The Trunk from Motion Family on Vimeo.
And on top of that he's WHITE, which means potentially, this dude could hit Eminem levels of success!

His EP Trunk Music has been knocking about the ether for a while now, you can download it here:

http://www.mediafire.com/?d0tmdiknrly

It contains songs about clubbing and eating pussy.

He has just signed up to Interscope for an E.P. deal, called Trunk Muzik 0-60 which is supposed to get dropped next month.

This dude on Dre beats....could be classic!

A new joint he just dropped with the Souths other big deal right now, Gucci Mane.

Banging club track, can't wait to play this out in a club!

Banksy Simpson....

2010-10-11T11:04:00.001-07:00

They got Banksy to story board an opening sequence for The Simpsons.

Total fucking genius move on their part, who else would have the balls to depict themselves as such tyrants!?

It was a REAL risk showing themselves, as people who shred Kittens to stuff Bart Simpson toys, imagine, all that cruelty to animals is BOUND to offend!

Not so much the sweat shop workers tho, no one cares about Chinese people anyway, do they?

The first Major Lazor tune ever...

2010-10-11T10:47:00.001-07:00

I think the whole project was at joke stage at this point.

This was posted on Chantelle Fddy's blog before anywhere else nearly 2 years ago, and i found it fascinating.

Even then, I knew, white boy friendly bashment was gonna be massive!!

Major Lazer "Zumbie" ft. Andy Milonakis

Major Lazer | Myspace Music Videos

I've heard how bad this is, I didn't believe it...

2010-10-06T12:30:00.000-07:00

...could genuinely be as bad as the hype.

This guy, God bless him, is a bit 'special'.

I was especially impressed at 1.31, his moment of Divine intervention, when god spoke directly to him!

Packing scriptures out 'ere...

2010-10-06T07:33:00.001-07:00

Borg in the game....

2010-10-06T03:11:00.000-07:00

Dubsteps been around for years, but I've only started listening to it recently.

What Dubstep always needed was some filthy vocals thrown in for me to take it remotely seriously....

Thank you Borgore.

Download his EP here!

http://www.mediafire.com/?oymzyzz5jwm

Bitch you better.....

2010-10-05T15:12:00.000-07:00

Imagine if you were this guys dad.....pissed

Shaking my CULO.......

2010-10-03T13:19:00.000-07:00

We've decided to get together with a launch of a new night called CULO this coming Thursday.

It's FREE, plays Reggaton and Salsa, aswell as HipHop, RnB, A lil Bashment, and other wicked booty music.

Life's to short for bullshit scenster posturing, and faux-cool-ironic-fun.

Come down, at 8pm, take part in the FREE Salsa lesson till 10ish, and then dance the night away with a wild crowd of fun lovers.

Bring a dance partner, OR meet one there, bring freinds, and don't let the Salsa put you off, we'll be playing diffrent music all night including Hiphop, Reggaton, Bashment, And Dirty Dutch.

Looks for the night for the Chola theme:

Guys

Girls

Check out Marie's Chola style guide here...

http://www.agentlover.com/blog/2008/01/09/appreciating-chola-style/

Confirm on the facebook page below.

http://www.facebook.com/event.

php?eid=103589586372221&ref=ts

2010-09-30T23:09:00.000-07:00

Because we're a bit gangster when it comes to throwing parties, we're doing something very different for you all, THIS Thursday in Dalston.

It's FREE, Stay tuned for more details...

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=103589586372221&ref=ts

And you best be repping with a whole heap of booty shaking!!!

When I'm old and grey.....

2010-09-30T15:16:00.000-07:00

....I want to derive as much pleasure from dropping big tunes on people as this fella....

2010-09-28T13:24:00.000-07:00

THE BANG BANG - ELECTRIC WONDERLAND

The Bang Bang hosted yet another mind blowing night last saturday. We brought Electric Wonderland to London Town. And we did it well. For those who made it, and for those who missed it.. heres a taster.

Bang Bang

Jordan, Mani, Truce & Michael - The Bang Bang

Photos By Jo'lene Roxanne Henry

Big girls need love too!

2010-09-26T17:20:00.001-07:00

Strip tease, Prick tease.....

2010-09-23T06:35:00.000-07:00

Get out the way girl, I'm trying to watch telly!!!!!

2010-09-18T03:34:00.000-07:00

#iOnceHeard "If i came home & saw my husband in bed with a girl with cum on her face, i wouldn't allow the cum to go to waste."

2010-09-18T03:25:00.000-07:00

Dear Agony Uncle Of The Seven Vaginas,

I don't feed my dog until the night, I know this may sound a tad weird but i put dog food in my snatch when i go to sleep, so that he knows where to find his dinner if he really wants it, he's a good snatch monster, he sucks me out well, he knows who his mummy is. But I think im falling in love with this dog. I don't intend on stopping nor do i intend to stop sharing my punani with this MONSTER...

Stacy.

Agony Uncle Of The Seven Vaginas,

...

2010-09-18T03:24:00.001-07:00

Females Are Life Support Systems For Vaginas - Immoral Find

2010-09-18T03:21:00.000-07:00

I Could Run Up On You With The Gatlin Gun Or Go OldSkool With The Smack 'n' Run - Bars4Days

2010-09-18T03:20:00.000-07:00

I Go Balls Deep, It Claps Like We Applaud Ourselves - Bars4Days

2010-09-18T03:18:00.000-07:00

Immigration ah call out you name, SIGNAL THE PLANE!

Hooeeeee Laaaarrrrrddddd!!!!!!

2010-09-16T15:21:00.000-07:00

Bannnnging bassline, dhutty video, and Grimey lyrics...

This kid could be the saviour of rap or some shit!

Gash friendly dubstep...

2010-09-16T06:27:00.000-07:00

This is fucking beautiful!

When a Soul music essence is mixed in with a Dubstep bassline...or something like that.

Pay for that shit right hurrrrr.....

http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/bright-lights-remixes-feat/id391089726

Gay African....

2010-09-16T06:01:00.000-07:00

We loves us a Chocolate Queer here at The Bang Bang.

They are the best dancers by farrrr!

Not nearly as fun when they stand in the middle of the street crying like gash though, just sayin.

Lol, like....duhhhh!

2010-09-16T02:02:00.000-07:00

The human capacity to lie to oneself always amazes me.

In the last couple of months I did something wrong to some chick, I was being a prick, and I straight up admitted to it.

So that should be the end of it right?!?!

Wrong, even tho I had out and out done this thing, she was so adamant on not believing it, that she made me SWEAR that I hadn't done the this really offensive thing.....

I stood there shocked and said, "but I already said I did...." in the end, I just agreed with her.

She was some high grade pussy, and I wasn't going to give that up, if I could avoid it.

Just saying tho, people can lie to themselves init.

Like this poor cunt, caught, like so many before him in the 'Venus Fly trap' of a pregnant woman.

Gents, THIS is why we use condoms!

When did Katy B get sex appeal?

2010-09-14T13:48:00.001-07:00

Katy B is being Super productive right now.

This collab with The Holy Trinity of Dubstep, Magnetic Man is yet another banger.

Magnetic Man - Perfect Stranger (f/ Katy B) (Video) from Adrien Picard on Vimeo.

I tell you what, Katy B is actually a pretty sexy chick, who knew!

The return of 2step garage....sort of

2010-09-13T03:17:00.000-07:00

Remember Lonyo, he did 'Summer of Love' in the early 00's, he's back with this banging Garage/funky track.

Banging.

Hipster dickheads.......

2010-09-09T17:31:00.000-07:00

....we started this whole The Bang Bang shit to battle the pretentiousness of an East London hipster Lifestyle.

We couldn't stand to see waste men in skinny jeans and ugly jumpers from somewhere faaar outside of London, standing around, talking in a cockney accent, claiming an 'E' post code, looking like a cunt while not dancing cos he/she is 'too cool'.

We wanted to cram as many fun loving criminals into a confined space as we could, and blast LOUD party music at them, and watch them all dance like monkies on 'E' until their feet bled.

Once those fuckers adopt you though, there's no escape!

I think we're stradeld on that very fine line between self knowing, and consignment to the smug, ironic 'hipster' dickheads heap....

....ohwell, as long as we're getting laid, I don't suppose it matters that much either way!

I LOVE my life as a DICKHEEEEADDDD!!

2010-09-03T04:34:00.000-07:00

Sooooo, If white boy friendly Bashment is your thing, check this out tomorow night!

FREE party in east, at CAMP by Old Street station.

Check out the ill funky bashment mix by Dan Bean underneath!

Warrior One HDD Mix by Hipsters Dont Dance

Facebook group here:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=127658413947560&ref=ts

Tonight....

2010-09-03T04:00:00.000-07:00

If you made it down to Carnival and one or more of the many after parties over the bank holiday, I'm sure more partying is not what you wanna be thinking about!

BUT...

We're back with another edition of Overproof @ The Macbeth (70 Hoxton St N1) this TONIGHT to say goodbye to the SUMMER!

PROVIDING THE VIBES....

DJ CABLE (Hot 110, Just Jam, DMC Champion)

MOTIVE

TIM & BARRY

JOE GRIME (Dejavu FM's big bashment selecta!)

PWBC

9PM TIL 2AM

£5 ON THE DOOR ALL NIGHT

Monster Munch....

2010-09-01T15:00:00.000-07:00

Last time I checked, a song featuring Jay-Z, Kanye, Nicki, and Ricki Ross da Boss is worth blogging!

Sounds like a dream tune right?

You decide...

So Kayne being Kanye, is releasing a single every Friday between now and Christmas, get ready to get sick of him really quickly!

Download here:

http://www.mediafire.com/?7m7pmbffxd3qx30

This goes out to.....

2010-09-01T14:52:00.000-07:00

......well, whoever she's rolling with right now!

I love this song so much!!!

If all adverts were actually like this...

2010-08-26T08:04:00.000-07:00

...the world would be a happy place.

And the global economy would have melted down a loong time ago, but meh, at least we'd be 'keeping it real'!

I might start waging a guerrilla campaign to make soap more ghetto, maybe slip a couple of pubes, onto each bar in the super market, or attach a rope, so you don't drop it in the prison communal showers.

Skunk smokers anthem...

2010-08-26T07:30:00.000-07:00

Starts a bit "hands in the air" but give it a minute till it drops.....

....nuts!

I'm tryna get some Pigeons to Dj at our next party, expensive tho!

If i was a gingerish looking kid, with specs, and homosexual leanings...

2010-08-26T06:08:00.000-07:00

....I probably wouldn't get on youtube, and post videos of myself singing along to gay anthems.

Just me, but, I just wouldn't!

I'm conflicted by this clip, on one hand, heres a dude in the privacy of his own yard, singing along to one of his favourite tracks, not being judged by anyone, completely comfortable in his own skin, existing with no external pressures at all.

Well...thats a beautiful thing, it's a special and intimate moment to witness.

On the other hand, was there a kid ever designed by god MORE worthy of getting bullied than this dude?!

See what I mean?!

Your conflicted too now aren't you!

Impostor Dem....

2010-08-25T14:17:00.000-07:00

So not only is this bird biting Peaches, Uffie, hell, this bitch is even catting Ke$ha, she sings, with NO visible evidence of any kind of serviceable arse, about us wanting to see her 'booty bounce'.

Still, decent club track, and the line about the baseball bat is hard!

Yeh Man!

2010-08-25T09:47:00.000-07:00

I'm well excited for the Carni' and since I'm a Jamo thought I'd share some tips on

'How to be Jamo'

Bruk out

Get daggered daily

Wear Clarks

Bun' weed

Become a runner

even better a barber

and get your headtop cut like this

and for the ladies and mums

Don't forget ya gol' teet' dem

Name on the belt buckle

Hungry

Pronounced Plaintain not Plantine SAFE!

with Raggae Raggae

Which I think tastes like shit

Lastly name your child Chippy or Vybz Kartel

Toot Toot buss it up Gun Shot!

2010-08-25T08:42:00.001-07:00

"Your So DARK It Looks Like You Have Re-Vitiligo."

2010-08-25T08:22:00.000-07:00

Some people spend many hours of their lives learning how to express their emotions through dance & sometimes it looks like the above...Homosexually Homosexual, dipped in the juices of anal fatigue.

Why not learn how to rob a bank through dance? Keep Grinding Niggers! No1 can catch my hustle ARGHHHH!

2010-08-25T08:15:00.000-07:00

When pigs fly, you can catch my team eating BBQ pig wings.

Love this short film....

2010-08-24T15:04:00.000-07:00

Conceived, short, and Scored in 24hours, award winning film making.

Some weak 'Pussy' pun....

2010-08-24T11:05:00.000-07:00

In my younger days, I went through a phase of shop lifting comics out of a local store after school.

I was pretty fearless.

When I had Jacked a copy of The Punisher, or whatever, I would walk away with absolute calm, clarity of focus, and look innocent as fuck.

Pretty much the same look as this fat old bird.

Is it bad, that I found this hilarious?

Indian Pole Dancing

2010-08-24T08:31:00.000-07:00

I dont know if this does it for me I would give him a couple quid though..

no homo!

2010-08-20T09:05:00.000-07:00

Only one more week till carnival weekend and I must say I am pretty excited and with the Bang Bang shin dig on the 28th what a weekend!

Saints preserve us.......

2010-08-18T18:09:00.001-07:00

Nothing says wednesday like an 80'S dating montage.

2010-08-18T10:58:00.000-07:00

Heres a little gem I found on youtube today.

Personally I would do the toxic waste guy.

Pippa Bunny XO

It hurts

2010-08-18T09:00:00.001-07:00

You know when your really drunk, or really high....

2010-08-18T03:26:00.000-07:00

...and stagger around looking like a slapped monkeys arse, with prolapse?!

Yh, you feel cool, but pretty much look like this potential rape victim here!

Say NO to drugs kids!

72 VIRGINS

2010-08-16T12:41:00.001-07:00

Terrorism only leads to 72 virgin turtles

Right Club Green

2010-08-16T12:16:00.000-07:00

have you ever contemplated dating a club footed girl/guy i mean if they was pretty would there clubbed footness distract you from the person. like i saw a pretty club arm women and asked truce if he would go for her he replied only if her oral was matched up to it.

i mean i like two legged girls like the next guy but u got a pretty face why don't pop by mine on friday night and lets play some twister and find out if u can tickle my balls with that club.

Mr Dubson and Caspa

2010-08-16T10:25:00.000-07:00

Why the fuck is dubstep going the way of Grime, and becoming some cheesy pop/trance hybrid?!

Disappointed by this!

On the plus side, the the bait looks of shock on everyones faces at the end of the video are hilarious!

2010-08-16T08:41:00.000-07:00

Children have those driving machines that they can go in when they're mothers quickly goes inside the shop, so she flicks them a 20 pence piece...

Whats there for the OLDER, SLUTTIER, NO PRINCIPALS, DAY OR NIGHT, BACK SHOT-FRONT SHOT-MOUTH SHOT GIRLS out there that don't want to drive a lil' machine, but wanna be BENT OVER & hit by one?

Well...

IM IN THE ART STUDIO BUILDING A MACHINE THAT GIRLS CAN PUT 20p IN TO GET DAGGERED REPEATEDLY, by a huge man-shaped machine with a bulge of "WOOD" like in the morning. Hows that for a lil' wait whilst your mum does the lottery? She can come out the shop & see custard dripping from underneath your skirt, well she can tick that off this weeks shopping list.

Everyone Wins xx

When i die, I want this played at my funeral....

2010-08-16T06:36:00.001-07:00

Before Shardinay inflicted Youtube with a single out-of-tune bar of her painful warbling, there was an American prototype....

T-Baby has had Youtube on smash for years, and has racked up well over 2 million hits already.

Which, if you look at it logically, if officially released as a single, would make it easily number 1 for a month at least.

Haters=loyal viewrship it seems.

Besides turning up to a funeral in bright orange clothes and hair extensions, and vocaling eaily the most hideous tribute song since records began, she does look kind of fly!

I know your reeling in horror/wetting your pants with laughter right now, but you must remember the message of the song...

"How da fuck, do we posed to get peace?"

U stuck up cow got your head up your own ass!

2010-08-16T04:13:00.000-07:00

If someone can do this I promise I will give 10k out of my pocket!

Headshotttttts!

2010-08-16T04:04:00.000-07:00

I will still beat!

Vybz Cartel......

2010-08-15T11:04:00.000-07:00

This tune is Filllth!

In Agony....

2010-08-15T10:47:00.000-07:00

Here at The Bang Bang we not only aim to make life more exciting, and the world a better place, we also aim to give shit advice, to possibly made-up problems for your amusement.

Jo and Mani are not known for pulling punches, so this should be interesting...

I’ve been dating my boyfriend for almost a year now, I love him dearly and we have so much in common we are so meant for each other. But I sometimes look at him, and I see other fine looking men walking in the street and I, I feel the urge to sleep with someone else. I love him but I feel like I’m missing out. What do I do?!

Julie,21- Hackney

Oh gurrrrl, you need to spice things up in the pants department. How about roleplay? A bondage swing? MDMA and Viagra laced cocktails? Just do not, under any circumstances, get someone else to start pushin’ your cushion. No matter how fit a dude is, or how big his penis is rumoured to be, after he’s shot his load he’s just another lumbering, snoring, farting, hairy lump taking up all the room in your bed. Stick with what you know and love.

Mani

‘Love’ is a bit of strong to be using at 21 years old. You may have settled for this dude for a whole year, cos you’ve been to lazy/scared/clueless to go off and get someone better, and have labeled it ‘Love’ because it’s convenient to say.

A woman truly in love doesn’t want to fuck other men, well she may have a quick primal urge, or cheesy fireman fantasy, to flick her bean too, but she will never seriously consider banging another dude.

If you’re eyes are already straying, flirting will follow soon enough, and one day when your drunk, you’ll end up sucking of a couple of dudes….it’s how these things work.

I would say dump your boyfriend, be honest with him, and stop stringing him along, cos you’re gonna eventually cheat on him.

Go off and bang a few dudes, and if your still in ‘love’ with your man after the cum stains on your dress have dried, then get back with him, and never look at another man again.

I doubt you'll go back tho as he obviously ain't hitting it properly right now!

Growing up, I had this theory about DJ's.....

2010-08-15T06:56:00.000-07:00

...that they were always the ugliest ones in the room.

So if a dude is the antisocial, ugly dude one in the corner, and he wants to get some pussy, whilst indulging his anal personality, and avoiding dancing at all costs, then DJ'ing is the perfect setup.

I know most of you spend your nights on the right side of a set of turntables and a mixer (the side on the actual dancefloor), so don't really care about the shiniest, newest piece of tech on the market, but this is an interesting concept, and video to watch either way you look at it.

Multi Touch Light Table: GERGWERK from GERG WERK on Vimeo.

Potentially life in the future could be run with touch screen hardware like this.

Everything from typing an essay, to remotely controlling tractors, or cranes, or submarines to minimise risk to human life.

If you have any imagination at all, then right now, your mind will be boggeling at the possibilities....I suspect you don't tho.

And so you'll just wait for the future to get reported on a blog like this one!

My mates mums front rooms.....

2010-08-12T20:31:00.000-07:00

...adornments look pretty much for the visuals on this video.

You have to love how kitch, retro, and Middle eastern/south asian it all looks.

One thing tho, is it me, or has MIA got less attractive?

You think women get slightly uglier once they've had a kid?